Monster hunter!

RAHH!!! currently been playing monster hunter freedom. A lot of people say monster hunter freedom2 is nicer. Rahhh it's very difficult to play la. I'm still a noob. Starting of the game it always say this game contains violence and gore. =.= okay la quite scary when u fight the rathalos ( sth like a dragon but it doesn't put on fire?) ... I shouldn't have hit that dragon when it's sleeping.. haha cuz there's too many other animals disturbing me so i have to kill them first. The problem is they kept jumping around rofl!! Like a haste but it's much further than maple dit and sin.

Been too excited le! so i tell u all this almost u all wun understand haha... Zzz u play le u will know... Heart will beat very fast. hah Too scary liaoz. Btw i dun have armor lohz still go and disturb the rathalos afternoon nap... Later he one hit ko..

first post

Yeah first post for the month of october!!! or maybe September??
Aiya watever larhx. Last few days in school, my foo let us watch " The girl who leapt through time"
but i kinda missed it cuz im kena for the survey thing. ROFL I hate it!!! But i watched at home just now, which is the second time. So touching.. sobx sobx... I saw someone wrote " I love you xD" in the other comments box. Haha laughed like siao.

Okies then played Red Indian? using the uno cards then the ones who kena will drink ONE BIG BOTTLE OF WATER. What a healthy game... I think that's about 1 litre provided if u used edwin bottle? zzZ so suay i kena his bottle. lucky i drank only half of it. So it's abt 500 ml. xD

Today realised that the psp is edwin's one so we all play his psp haha... quite fun if u don't play the racing car game cuz I play until sian liao. AHAHA and shona go bang the other obstacles "car" den she kena turn the other way round. Police chasing for her haha cuz she race the car ma... Ppl run le she still there.. so noob. kaykayx i take it back xD I think I''m gonna upgrade my psp to 4 gb!! yay so i can install more games inside whoahahaha!!! SO LONG NVR BLOG, I FELT SO FUNNNNN...

Oh yes, my dad and bro going genting on nxt fri. So, im kinda sian cuz my mum didn't go so i also dun go lor. Cuz my dad is kinda sian and my bro is oso going with his friend along with my dad. Zzz... I dun wanna go liao. Mum sae she wan go but in the end nvr go... nani? Dare? Just so boring at home... Nvm wait till dec 3 whoo hoo and i can go hainan village and buy some cheap stuff back esp new shoes. Oh and not forget about the chalet on nov 6 yay! Although i don't feel that excited about it. =.=

chuck

Watched I pronounce you chuck and Larry yesterday in my bro's com lucky he's not home yet, so i guess i might flunked my Art. Okay dun talk about Art! cause EXAMS OVER!! oh yeah. I guess everybody's blog gonna saying "huray exams over" and for the next two years we will repeat this again!! crap.

oh yeah that movie is nc16 no big deal just that the "click" main actor called chuck, grap the woman boobs in full... =.= That woman thought that he's a gay. =.= So open. Movies up next might be Nanny's diary or Resident evil. That game is very eerie, zombies suddenly push open the door and grap the police.

jokes

Jokes for the day!!!

Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit
Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him.

Dave: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession
Dave: - Oh? What's that then?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home?
Dave: - Er ... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?
Dave: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?
Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden.
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house ... built it myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married?

Dave: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?
Dave: - Yep! Five times a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate very often?
Dave: - Do what? Not me, mate!
Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Dave: - How's that then?
Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!
Dave: - I see! That's pretty impressive . thanks mate!
Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate.
Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
Stuart: - What's that then?
Dave: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Stuart: - Nope
Dave: - Well then, you're a wanker

:)

A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't popup right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price"

:)

Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other. At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"

Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?"

Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife."

"How come?"

"To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!"

After a pause, Bill said, "Do you want me to come with you?"

"Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?"

"Because that's my dick you're holding."

:)

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性教育完整版

母女版

女兒 : 聽說 第一次 很痛, 是怎麼個痛法呢?

媽媽 : 想像把一根胡蘿蔔塞到妳鼻孔裡.....

女兒 : 呀...那生小孩呢? 聽說更痛?

媽媽 : 想像把一顆西瓜塞在妳鼻孔裡再拉出來.....

女兒 : ......... @_@


父子版

兒子問老爸：『為什麼**時會很舒服啊！』

老爸說：『就像你挖鼻孔一樣，當然舒服了。』

兒子又問：『那為什麼**時女的比較舒服呢？』

爸爸說：『因為你挖鼻孔時，舒服的是鼻孔，而不是手指啊！』

兒子再問：『那為什麼女性被強暴時會很難過呢？』

爸爸說：『如果有一天你走在路上，有人過來挖你鼻孔你會舒服嗎？』

兒子又問：『那為什麼月經來時就不能**呢?』

爸說：『如果你流鼻血，你還會繼續去挖鼻孔嗎？』

兒子繼續問：『為什麼很多男人不喜歡戴避孕套？』

爸說:『你挖鼻孔會帶手套嗎?』