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Sunday, March 2, 2008

Mas selamat

Mas selamat story has been going around Singapore... I noe it's damn long since i blog. haha. I FOUND OUT HE HAS THE SAME HEIGHT AS MINE... And i was day dreaming tt im catching him. I pull his clutches off and kick his back. Hit his comrade then his part using the clutches. kick him till he falls then back at his friend. OHh no dun have time to call the police. fold his hand to the back then step on them till the police comes and i have 5 mil on hand. And hope he appears in public place which is unlikely. BUT we cannot leave out the possibility cuz the most dangerous place is the safest place. And tell him one sentence "luo yao ren bu zhi, zhi shang bie tai di" meaning if u dun wan pp to know, your IQ dun be so low. Hope i dun hit the wrong person and get a charged verdict instead.

And my mother told the taxi driver if he go into your car ur damn lucky! You can drive him to the police station immediately.

And the taxi driver goes laughing. So xian mu of my mother. Anything comes from her mouth can make people laugh. Oh ya she can make u fear of her too! Esp my uncle when he's speechless im soo happy. Cause we're late to the airport, then after so long he still keep on complaining. They have nothing to talk except for complaining and still say he called my father. He always cheat on my father. Stupid wolf. So cunning. He said that he's poor yet he work 3 days one week, taxi driver.

Well and my mother talk back with a smile. "You think he won't pick up your call?" I was laughing when my mother told me that. Cuz my dad's family is damn qiao bu qi ren. No laughter, everything so stern, talk about studies, suaning you indirectly(we also suan back), and my uncle is indirectly saying xinmin and my math teacher is slow. YOU THINK YOU CAN TEACH BETTER? PIGS WILL FLY TO THE 101 BUILDING. Still comparing with our maths teacher. Say he teach faster in his NA class.Since u say my maths teacher u are talking about xinmin. Cuz we are one big family...ZZzz KUI1 my dad help u earn so much in investment. Yet u... Still say what " haiz shu shu cannot help u in your maths." Cuz he tot i need to take N level? wth When i said i dun need to take N level he changed face. IF you have the heart to help u will help me long ago. I dun need to depend on u. This type of person cannot go ez on him. His head goes high i will go even higher.

And only pigs will understand what you are teaching. (not insulting his students)

Sien why every week have at least 3 tests? Too much "stress" motivation le.I dun wan to grow white hair at the end of secondary school. OKay i choose certificate over white hair. ^^ I realised a lot of hongkong shows have nice English songs and they use on many hk drama shows. Esp the older drama. Now they change a lot.

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